onsdag, februari 22, 2006
Stirr-runk
När man under åratal baserat all sin onani på fantasier märker man att de nu börjar bli ganska torftiga och ointressanta. Ens hjärna är tom liksom. Jag har desperat försökt få till en bättre atmosfär och har nu hittat en bra. Stirr-metoden.
Eftersom man ändå ligger där och stirrar in i sin halvflottiga tapet jämte kudden är det bästa att nyttja den. Andra pratar om bisarra handskar och skärp. Jag fixar inte något annat än den spartanska, nästan asketiskt munkaktiga Stirr-runken.
Den är relativt krävande och föga upphetsande. Se till att du har god belysning. Fäst sedan blicken på en punkt på din tapet. Gå efter några minuter över från att bara titta till att stirra. På ett bra tag kommer hjärnan att tröttna på att inget händer och ser till att det blir lite action. Punkten kanske får liv, eller så får periferin liv. Saker börjar röra på sig så då är det bara att njuta.
Glöm aldrig var du läste det först.
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En kompis till mig känner en kille som en gång frågade honom i fall han kunde "tänkrunka". Han menade alltså onanera utan hjälp av porr. Killen berättade stolt för min kompis att han kunde runka bara med hjälp av sin tankekraft. Om det knep, helst använde han förstås porr.
Tänkrunka alltså. Roligt ord.
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